Sad brides and gypsohila
As an engaged person, I am technically in an “in between” state, maritally speaking. I often have to remind myself that being engaged sort of entails an intent to marry, which means … a wedding.
Toilet boobs
Keep it in your pants
Being one half of an engaged couple means there are a lot of important questions to answer. When will should we get married? Can we dress our son up as an Ewok for the wedding? Is picking out china still a thing that people do and how I can I use my influence to make…
Charity shop of horrors
In recent years I have become increasingly fond of op shops. Often I’ll enter one not knowing what I’m even looking for, only that I have the urge to “rummage”.
Awesome family car for sale
I took a photo of this car for sale at the side of the road yesterday and then showed it to my fiancé, saying that as it’s a station wagon it would make a great family car. His reaction was to question the state of the mileage.
Why does the Wellington Christian Science Church look like an albino walrus with cataracts and gingivitis?
Apparently it’s “an Ian Athfield”. I know you’re not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but what the fuck was he thinking?
This video will change the way you feel about Ricky Gervais forever
Ricky Gervais is a polarising figure. He’s an outspoken atheist. He’s prone to spouting off in a way that makes him seem quite arrogant. His Golden Globes take downs of celebrities are a masterclass in verbal brutality. Much like his most famous creation, comedy series The Office, you either think he’s amazing or find him…
You’ve heard of tape worm? Well, this is tape p*nis.
Is tape the new tagging? Is this what the kids are into nowdays?
Sometimes bargain store shopping reaps rewards
A horse is a horse, of course, of course
“Kids are stupid. They don’t even know what horses look like.”