Unfounded Theory.
In recent years Zach Galifianikis has ruled as the king of Bearded Awkward whereas Michael Cera holds the crown for Skinny Awkward.
The theory holds that if Zach Galifianakis loses weight and Michael Cera grows a beard, that there will be an untenable overlap which can only be resolved by a bloody turf war.
Guess what? Zach Galifianakis just lost a bunch of weight. Your move, Cera. YOUR MOVE.
