Okay now, when I say “ruin” what I really mean is “pay musical tribute in questionable cosplay”. Which isn’t necessarily the same thing as ruining it but I’m going to have a hard time with any of Return of the Jedi now that I’ve seen twin blonde harpists filling the forest with plinky-plonky John Williams melodies while wearing furry ear helmets. Just saying.
I don’t know whether to thank or curse @paulapenfold for introducing this to my twitter feed.
I think cursing me is warranted. I fear Camilla and Kennerly (there’s a wtf right there) will feature in my nightmares.
Let’s not forget the real villains here, they’re the ones playing harp on a tree stump.